Yeah, since I can't get my story up until later this week, I decided I would put up a little entertaining thing for you. I'm going to list the Super Smash Bros. Brawl characters in my order of best to worst, and the reason why they're in that position.

1: Lucario - The more injured he is, the stronger he becomes. (Is that sentence proper english???)

2: Meta Knight - Somewhat fast, and can deal a good bit of damage, relatively quickly.

3: Pikachu - He would be #2, but his Final Smash is a bit too hard for me to properly control.

4: Captain Falcon - Fast, helping him escape from danger a bit quicker than most.

5: Snake - Deal's a ton of damage.

6: Donkey Kong - Takes a lot to get rid of him.

7: Pokemon Trainer - Good balance of attack types (Direct/Indirect)

8: Power Suit Samus - respectable power.

9: Mr. Game & Watch - Um... He just is

10: Marth - Good balance of speed & power

11: R.O.B. - See 9

12: Link - Good character, but his specials drag me down a bit.

13: Kirby - seems to me that he(?) has just a slightly more limited moveset than others.

14: Toon Link - Same reasons as Link, but his slightly higher speed is what gets me.

15: Mario - Believe it or not, he's almost TOO well balanced for me. Go figure.

16: Luigi - not the best accuracy (For me, anyway)

17: Olimar - I'm great with him during SSE, but not so good during normal brawls.

18: Bowser - AMAZING power, but way, way to slow.

19: Yoshi - Egg roll... ('nuff said)

20: Wario - Final Smash makes him a tad too fast.

21: Shiek - I have issues with his 'Vanish' technique.

22: Zelda - I have issues with her...um... up+B move. (Can't remember the name

23: Zero Suit Samus - Too much lighter than Power Suit

24: Ice Climbers - Too light for me to use properly

25: Pit - GOD, I hate this guy. () But seriously, his flying seems a bit more awkward than Meta Knights or Charizards.

26: Wolf - Um... see 9 & 11

27: King Dedede - awkward techniques

28: Ganondorf - not quite enough power to compensate for his low speed.

29: Falco - Meh, he's just a bit awkward for me.

30: Ike - Too slow to deal damage efficiently, for me at least.

31: Lucas - He CAN freeze people

32: Ness - He CAN'T freeze people

33: Diddy Kong - ...don't ask...

34: Peach - she just flat out SUCKS!

35: Jigglypuff - Scratch what I said for Peach, and apply it to this one instead.

36: Fox - too fast, even though he's slower than Captain Falcon. Go figure.

37: Sonic the Hedgehog - Way to fricken' fast for me.